You’ve Been Pouring Juice Wrong
what the fuck
Goddamn. Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.
I know this is a reblog and I have a separate blog for reblog nonsense but this isn’t nonsense. THIS IS EXTREMELY USEFUL and I wish so hard that I worlds had this knowledge two years ago.
I know that several of my followers have been and/or currently are in abusive relationships and I need to reblog this for them.
This is how the solar system is actually moving as it traverses the galaxy.
WaitYeah it’s not circular as you’ve been taught. It does revolve around the sun, but like every other star, the sun travels, and pulls us too. Fih-boe-nah-chi
and just where the fuck are we going
this gif and wondering where the sun is taking us is making me imagine all of the planets just like annoying the frick out of the sun. Like the sun is just going about its day and these fuCKIN planets are just like “hey sun” “hey sun” “hey where are we going sun” “hey sun”
me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
me: *throws shade 24/7*
me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
me: *is overdramatic*
me: *is a major asshole*
me: *complains about everything*