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gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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posted 1 day ago with 251,072 notes

hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

posted 1 day ago with 103,768 notes

stablevertigo:

What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

  • I am unable to do that
  • I am too stressed out to do that
  • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
  • My body will physically not allow me to do that
  • I am on the verge of a panic attack
  • I cannot do that

What people hear:

  • I am unwilling to do that
  • I am just shy
  • I am overreacting
  • I am lazy
  • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
  • I need a push
  • I don’t want to do that

Inspired by X

posted 1 day ago with 31,924 notes

  • parents: you need to go out more
  • parents: you need to exercise more
  • parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
  • parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
  • parents: why are you getting angry

posted 1 day ago with 234,086 notes

stlop:

did anyone else do that thing when they were in elementary where you write T H I S on your knuckles and a stick figure on one palm and a scribble on the other and you go “this is bob bob says hi this is bob when the car comes by” thing. that was messed up.

posted 2 days ago with 62,849 notes

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

i cant stop laughing cause one person’s is going to say ‘part i cri’ and the other will have ‘ners n me’ 

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

i cant stop laughing cause one person’s is going to say ‘part i cri’ and the other will have ‘ners n me’